…..when I answer any of my friend’s or relative’s call & the first thing they say is – “Ohh, you are so busy, you never call us, you never miss us, what has made you so busy, haan???” What do I reply for that?? Do they call me for taunting??? Hmpf..
….. when I take the “vacant” middle seat in the train & the passengers sitting on aisle seat & window seat act as if the train is their personal property and I have not taken their permission to sit next to them as they are a celebrity in their mind!! Some girls even sit with their legs apart, opening to the fullest so that next person feels squashed & then leaves that seat.
….. when people ask me 10 times in a day – “when are you giving good news?? When are you giving good news???” I don’t know what to reply!! It is SO irritating and pressurizing that even if you are thinking about putting an application for baby, you just cannot, no really, you just cannot.. because of this constant pressure in your mind!! If you know what I mean!!
….when the friends compare – “see, we already had the baby on time and he is one year old already, don’t delay too much okie, give us the good news now so that my baby has some company???” Helloooo…. Did I give you any advice when you were planning your family??? Then why free ka gyaan to me?? Grrrr…
….. when I call my one & only close friend here who had a baby about 6 months ago,
1) she never answers my call.
2) If “by chance” she answers, she will only talk about how her baby is a diva & she likes to poop only in fresh diaper.
3) She keeps talking about baby, baby and nothing else, then hangs up in 2 minutes, never calling me back.
4) and if “by chance” I complain after 2 months that I was waiting for her call, her one & only reply will be – “Ohh, you will not understand, it’s very hard to think about anything else when you have baby”
Really?? I mean really??? You don’t have time for ANYBODY else in the world if you have a baby?? You always make other people feel – Ohhh Now I have a baby and No, you are not at all important in my life!!!
….. when another friend who had baby 5 months ago tells me – “What will you do in the birthday party?? You will be bored since we all will be busy with our babies. Ohh.. do one thing, this bhaiya & that bhaiya are still bachelors, they will be free, you can accompany them” REALLY??? I cannot attend a birthday party if I am not a Mum yet?? REALLY I cannot accompany my husband?? REALLY I cannot accompany my friends anymore just because they are Mums already??? I really need to know which kind of world I am living in?? Isn’t it true that after becoming a Mum, girls become more mature and grounded?? How can they turn into this cheapo who think if they had a baby, everyone else also should have a baby?? Why do they think they have every right to talk non-sense to other friend who is not a Mum yet?
…… when my colleague starts doing my work in the office without letting me know and she comes & asks me questions. Girl, you have your own work to do, go and complete that rather than double checking & then completing my work and also better don’t ask me questions for my work as you are not my boss, okie?? hmpf
…… when the neighbor is standing outside with her baby when I return from work and she starts talking to her 4 months old – “See TP has come, she is a Idd-ka-Chand now a days, she doesn’t miss you, she is very busy, she doesn’t has time for you” Can you please stop taunting me like this & stop making me feel guilty in front of a baby??? I return home at 6.30 PM & I don’t find time to visit you & your baby everyday that does not mean you can taunt me like this??? I know, once you will start working, how you will not even say Hi to me because YOU will be very busy but afsos I will not taunt you because I don’t like taunting other people except PK..
…when PK tickles me thinking he is really tickling me but actually he is not tickling me he is just poking his finger points with blunt nails in my tummy!! I hate it.. Hmpf
…when I complain to PK if he has not done something properly, rather than giving the explanation for it, he points out my mistake in return!!! Aarrgghhh..
…when I wear new clothes to work and this colleague always asks me – “Is this new? I have never seen you wearing this before” – Why does she asks me questions for the very obvious answers?? Looking at my Nailpaint on Monday – “Did you applied the Nailpaint on the weekend?? If you know I was not wearing this nailpaint on Friday, obviously I did my nails on weekend, why, why, why you have to ask me a question just to listen a “Yes” from my mouth??
…when this colleague only joins us for lunch to listen to what we are talking about and if by chance we are talking about office politics or something related to office she makes her ear-holes bigger to listen everything properly, doesn’t gives any input and just vomits everything in front of our manager after lunch and when I confront her, she says – “Oh I thought this may impact our office that’s why I wanted the manager to know about it” Girl, Can’t you just keep your cunningness & over smartness at your desk and relax and enjoy your lunch with friends?? Dedh shaani!! Hmpf..